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The Baby Seals

by The Baby Seals

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Rupert Irving
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Rupert Irving The Baby Seals have such a great way of summing up seemingly taboo (so society has us believe) subjects with good humour all wrapped up with some good solid rock!
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Bat6660 I love this record because it makes me smile, then I want to tell other people about it so they can smile too. Fantastically catchy songs, It's not often you'll catch a bloke singing out loud about lopsided labia, but I have and I'm proud of it. I bet it would be a great night out getting pissed with these girls. Hope to say hello if you ever play Manchester, will bring Veet, Loving your stuff.
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Nipple Hair 02:24
Guuurrrl 02:35
Yawn Porn 03:02
Period Drama 02:53


You can download My Labia Is Lopsided But I Don't Mind for free by clicking the track name, or you can just pre-order the whole EP now and receive Labia AND Nipple Hair instantly!


released April 7, 2017

The Baby Seals are: Kerry, Amy and Jas

Recorded and mixed by Benny Turner of Drip Dry Productions at Chime Creation Centre.


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The Baby Seals England, UK

Three lasses kicking ass one town at a time. Launched onto the scene in 2016. Self-described as 'Spinal Tap with tits', they bring pop punk to life with catchy hooks and lyrics about body positivity.

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